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37 Ways to maintian a healthy level of insanity

1. At lunch time sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars. See how many slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom, Dont disguise your voice.

3. Everytime someone ask you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your Sentences With "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation or capital letters

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a "Diet Water" Whenever You Go Out To Eat... With a Serious Face

11. Clearly Repeat and Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry slam And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, 'Rock Bottom.'

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream, "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling, "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. Hide in the middle of the clothing racks at department stores and when someone is browsing, whisper "pick me! pick me!"

21. Pick your nose in a security camera

22. Move a "caution: wet floor" sign to a carpeted area

23. Put a bag of M&Ms on layaway

24. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to mission impossible

25. Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Always wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is a different gender than you are.)

26. Send email to the rest of the company telling them what you're doing. For example "If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom

27. "Hi-lite" your shoes. Tell people that you haven't lost your shoes since you did this.

28. While sitting at your desk, soak your fingers in "Palmolive."

29. Put a chair facing a printer, sit there all day and tell people you're waiting for your document

30. Arrive at a meeting late, say you're sorry, but you didn't have time for lunch, and you're going to be nibbling during the meeting. During the meeting eat 5 entire raw potatoes.

31. Send email to yourself engaging yourself in an intelligent debate about the direction of one of your company's products. Forward the mail to a co-worker and ask her to settle the disagreement.

32. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers

33. For a relaxing break, get away from it all with a mask and snorkel in the fish tank. If no one notices, take out your snorkel and see how many you can catch in your mouth.

34. Send e-mail messages saying free pizza, free donuts etc... in the lunchroom, when people complain that there was none... Just lean back, pat your stomach, and say, "Oh you've got to be faster than that."

35. Reply to everything someone says besides when they ask you to do something with, "That's what you think."

36. Call the psychic hotline and don't say anything

37. Tell your boss "it's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do"

48 Annoying things to do on a elevator

1. Walk on with a cooler that is labeled "HUMAN HEAD" on the side.

2. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

3. Crack open your briefcase of purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?

4. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

5. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

6. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral

7. Meow occasionally

8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose

9. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM" and back away slowly

10. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers

11. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope

12. Annouce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body"

13. Say "Ding" at each floor.

14. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons

15. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

16. Stare, grin at another passenger for awhile, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

17. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

18. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone

19. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal space."

20. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

21. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

22. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

23. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

24. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

25. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

26. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

27. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

28. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

29. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

30. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

31. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

32. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

33. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

34. Swat at flies that don't exist.

35. Tell people that you can see their aura.

36. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

37. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

38. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now... motion sickness!"

39. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

40. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

41. Leave a box between the doors.

42. Do Tai Chi exercises

43. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

44. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

45. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

46. Bring a chair along.

47. Lean against the button panel.

48. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.

15 Things to do in wal-mart while waiting for your family to shop

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into ! the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Be careful what you wish for becuase you just might get it all.